fter several hours of preparations, memorizing and set building; a tall well built man dressed as if he had come from an adventure just now, yet still maintaining a classic look of stoic professionalism begins to address the crowd gathering around the newly built stage.

“Greetings, are you an evil wizard who doesn’t want to be disturbed while working on your latest attempt at immortality?

Are you a minotaur who’s tired of the simplicity of your current labyrinth? Perhaps maybe you’re a king who want’s to ensure that your treasures are kept securely away from the notorious theives guild…Well no matter which of these you are, we’ve got just the solution for you!”

He walks along the stage while wizards behind him begin to cast illusions for the entire audience to see, the lights and the colors unveil a large logo written in Common, Elven, Dwarven, and even Draconic with large eboldened letters and swirls of color and light.

“Dungeon Co. A company with the mastermind or temple worshiper in mind! We at Dungeon Co. Understand that it’s difficult to rely on finding a suitable lair for your masterful schemes, we know that sometimes you just cannot trust that your local prisons are going to hold those pesky adventurers, and we are all fully aware that just sometimes, a dragons hoard gets too big for his lair and we here at Dungeon Co. want to make the prospect of moving that much easier on you.”

The mans voice is pleasant and uplifting, the crowds of people look amongst each other, while more and more are drawn to the display of illusionary advertising and the honey slick words of this salesman.

“We at Dungeon Co. used to be adventurers ourselves, and believe me- we’ve seen our share of dungeons. Why, I myself have disabled hundreds if not thousands of different traps, and catalogued them each in my special journal. With that knowledge my compatriots and I decided that it was high time we offer our services to those who’s treasures or plans need protected so well. Why settle for waiting around to find an ancient ruin, when with the help of our team we cancreate that ancient ruin for you! We have wizards, we have clerics, we have architects and engineers from all over the continent and even from beyond, and what’s more…We don’t ask questions!

Want to keep your daughters virtue by creating a place that would be suitors are teleported to their impending doom? No problem. Would you like to be able to plan the annihilation of an entire nation without the worry that worrysome adventurers have snuck past your guards and are prepared to take you down because someone let slip that you’re lair was located on the top of Mt. Thillna? We can help!

We know that your privacy, plans, treasure, and victims are important to you, and we want to help you by creating the greatest death traps, labyrinthian puzzles, scores of canon fodder soldiers to whittle down oncoming attackers, and monsters available. Our research and developement team works hard to continuously come up with new and creative ways to outsmart those pesky troubles you might face and our specialized teams of “test adventurers” will provide you with an experience that not only tries new things, but also researches how reliable they will be against any obsticale in the way of your goal.

So come on down to any one of our newly established office’s in any major city or fort and inquire, don’t worry your head off about being identified, we offer a gold back gurantee that our anti-divination magic provided complete autonomy for even the most innocent transaction.”

The crowd murmers its amusement at the prospects being advertised here when the man in the armor spins on his heels and jumps down to a group of armed and weary looking mortals of different races.

“And not only do we cater to the aspiring villain or powerful emperor, Dungeon Co. is a great oppurtunity for the would-be adventurer too! With our guranteed magical healing, excellent benefits program and constant need for work (due to the success of our dungeon designs) we promise you an experience unlike anything else you might have had before, and what’s more; we promise advancement if you manage to survive our grueling tests, complicated riddles, puzzles and deadly traps. So what are you waiting for? A chance to earn the gold you desire without hoping that the world might need saved is just a step away in our local Dungeon Co. office!”

Leaping back onto the stage and bowing to the crowd of applauding spectators the man turns and departs behind a curtain while wizards do their best to entertain the commoners milling about with spectacular lights and illusions.