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Graham Starfelt

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Graham Andrew Starfelt, better known Grizzie Starfizzie, but also known by such aliases as El Pinko Grande and Ten kdo Brát NᚠŽeny Odpadky Ale Žal (a Czech phrase meaning "He Who Takes Our Women and Leaves Nothing but Sorrow") is an infamous gambler, cattle rustler, and libertine. According to legend, he has killed over 100 men, most notably as part of the Gale's Central Club Massacre, when a dispute over the relative merits of the films Face/Off and The Killer led to the butchery of over a dozen redneck tweakers at the hands of an enraged Graham, who was armed only with a martini shaker and berserk, self-righteous fury.


Graham spends most of his time leading the Seven Hands Gang, a group of young women rescued from the supermodel mines of São Paulo by Graham himself and seduced into a life of dissolution and banditry. With his gang, Graham raids the holdings of his arch-nemesis, the stupendously wealthy and irredeemably corrupt Don Pablo Garcia Guerrero de la Luna. When he is not stealing de la Luna's cattle, he can be found attending Los Angeles-area concerts, or participating in local roleplaying games, where he is an avid player of games such as Pathfinder, Scion, and Exalted, and an indifferent game master.